Danger Heart.

Some bitch: bass players aren't attractive 
Matt Barnes: lol
Garrett Nickelsen: lol
Zack Merrick: lol
Eric Halvorsen: lol
Stephen Gomez: lol
Jeremy Davis: lol
Pete Wentz: lol
Mikey Way: lol
Mark Hoppus: lol
Chris Wolstenholme: pregnant from my attractiveness lol

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. 
French: Translate this from German to Russian.

One thing you have to admire about Sims

keybladeninja11:

No prejudice at all on their part.

No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.

No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.

We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.

But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER

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ieronic:

I got bored wow